A short adventure where nothing happens. Full of extraneous areas and unnecessary encounters. This is a parody of games that promise "you can do anything." It's a survival crafting open world RPG with cooking, cards, construction, diplomacy,  fishing, skill trees, minimap, grappling hooks, and romance. All features have the absolute bare minimum implementation. 

I might add content later. Please report any bugs. 

Cover Image:  "The Connecticut Valley" by Thomas Chambers.

Art:

  • Lynocs
  • roboxel
  • Evil Pumpkin Company
  • qDANp
  • LunarMoonStudios
  • Ombremonde
  • https://craftpix.net/
  • DeepDiveGameStudio
  • hexanys
  • Tyler Warren
  • Willibab
  • Negative
  • Aekashics
  • Moose n' Stoat
  • enbermudasart
  • ansimuz

Music:

  • alkakrab


Updated 17 days ago
Published 20 days ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
AuthorAdam Bredenberg
GenreRole Playing, Adventure
Made withPixiJS
Tags2D, Adult, Atmospheric, Erotic, Fantasy, Pixel Art, Retro, Singleplayer

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